So you’re sitting in your favorite dimly lit cockail lounge in a strip mall not far from where you live and the local Eyewitness News comes on: coroner’s men hauling a couple of bodies out the front door of a tiny bungalow.
Someone says, “Hey, Joe, ain’t that your house?” And you look again, this time noticing the distinctive, worn-at-the heels cowboy boots sticking out from under a sheet. Your best friend’s boots.
And you look at the other body and you don’t need anyone to tell you your wife not only slipped back into her old habits but was slipping around when she did it.
Damn junkies, you mutter to yourself and then order a round for the bar.
Someone said something or I’d have never known Someone said something and I never went home
They found you In the arms of another man
the needle still in your vein
You finally transcended
Now you’re cheating on a higher plane
Someone said something . . .
What are a few bad habits
between old friends?
You were a junky and a trollop
but I loved you to the end
Someone said something . .
Policemen and photographers
and a local station’s mini-cam
I’ll keep it on the VCR
and watch it over and over again
Someone said something or I’d have never known Someone said something and I never went home
(C)1984, TK Major
[Updated: I’m just listening to Neil Young’s “Words” and realize his use of “someone” and “something” in that song must have been a just-under-the-surface influence on the title phrase of this song. Interesting. I remember trying to figure out that song when I’d only been playing a year or two and being completely flummoxed by the odd time changes in the song. Listening, now, I’m thinking I still might be.]
I did go to a high school prom in my dad’s Cadillac but, unlike the guy in this song, I had a date, didn’t wreck the car, and survived to tell the story. (Not to mention that my dad’s Caddy was a genteel 4 year old de Ville he picked up for a song from some prosperous relatives.)
Like so many of my songs, this one started with a phrase (the title phrase in this case) and sort of fell out from there. When I was a kid, first driving, I used to drive up in the then rustic hills above Orange County, California, and we used to go ghost hunting up there playing hooky from boring parties or dances. I like to blot them out, but I know I had a lot of close calls on the roads up that way.
Indeed, one time driving back from an especially long loop that took me the length of Santiago Canyon road (back when it was a moonlit, winding, two lane blacktop) and all the way down to Laguna, I had pulled out onto Pacific Coast Highway north of town and was heading up one of those long grades when the sky ahead of me lit up almost like daylight.
This was the late 60’s and I honestly thought they’d finally dropped the Big One on LA to the north. I couldn’t think of any other explanation.
It was with a sense of fascinated fatalism that I continued driving up the hill. As I topped the crest, I was temporarily blinded by the intensity of the light.
For a moment I was afraid I might crash into something and then the light dimmed perceptibly and my eyes adjusted as well.
The two southbound lanes were consumed in huge flames, almost obscuring a fuel tanker and what looked like one or two cars. It was all I could do to drive by the intense heat. A CHP car was just rolling up from the north, dropping flares behind it.
I drove by, thinking, close call.
I really expected nuclear war back then.
Everyone did.
This version uses chords I improvised on the spot, since I was a little hazy on the actual chords as I’d written them back in ’81.
I’d been listening to Jack Tarr and some other chanties and folk songs and I wanted to get that kind of dark, folk ballad feel.
BTW, the round faced, vaguely South Park-looking character behind the wheel of the Caddy in the pic above [and let me tell you, it was plenty hard to get him in there behind the windshield… it only looks like it’s transparent, you know] is none other than my alter ego, my frequent bulletin board avatar, my better half:
(While I don’t actually have any studded wristbands and never did, I do have a Pop Group T-shirt just like that. Well, to be honest, I have 3, because I decided I liked how good it looked on my avatar, here, and… maybe I’ve been on the internet too long.)
DADDY’S CADILLAC
When I left the high school dance
in my daddy’s rented Cadillac
I didn’t know what trouble was
I didn’t know there was no way back
The moon was a hole in the night sky
heaven knows who was looking in
The night was a hole in my life
and I didn’t know I was falling in
I made it past dead man’s curve
and the cliff at the top of the hill
I glided deftly through the hairpin turns
past the old graveyard that’s not quite full
I drove up that twisted mountain road
straight up into the night
Now I was totally all alone
drving through a hole in my life
My heart was pounding but my hands were dry
The engine was throbbing and the gears whined
My mind was racing at the speed of light
and my knuckles on the wheels glowed ghostly white
My life was the road and the road was my life
as it twisted and turned into the night
The road was the world and the world was night
as I rounded the bend and drove straight into the light
My eyes were shadows in the back of my brain
My mind was unravelling and my soul was in flames
The car was gone I was cut loose in space
Dogs from heaven laughed in my face
I was spinning I was falling I was going down
fallilng through a world without light or sound
I was watching from a hill from far away
when the Caddy hit the gas truck —
great balls of flame!
The world is so big then again it’s all so small… I might be in your arms tomorrow night or I might never make it home to you at all.
I wanted to suggest the self-exiled lover… consumed with yearning yet unwilling or unable to return home. Pride, fatalism, anger…
I knew a guy like that once. I worked with him for a short while here in Long Beach. He would talk about the family he left “to find work” years before, talk about them as though they were a thousand miles away, ten thousand. He’d never seen them again — but he thought of them every day, wondered how his kids were. Wondered if his woman was with another man.
One day I asked him where he came from and I was surprised when he said, Long Beach.
So I asked him if he’d been traveling when he met the wife he’d left behind. He looked at me funny for a second. She lives in North Long Beach, he said.
World So Big*
The world is so big
then again the world’s so small…
I might be in your arms tomorrow night
or I might never make it home to you at all
True Love, baby, the bottom drops out
and then you fall…
It only happens one time baby
but if you’re lucky maybe not at all
I could live a thousand lifetimes
I’d never forget a single one of your lies…
I could die a million times
ant the ghost of you would still draw me back to life
*name changed from “The World Is So Big” (9/25/2007)
(C)2007,TKMajor
Ah… the once ubiquitous present participle title. Actually, the original title of this song was Looks Like I’ll Be Losing Lisa. Then it was just plain Lisa. But the Goldilocks in me said the one was just too long and the other too short. Still, the cynical iconoclast in me is gritting his teeth and saying, geez.
Anyhow, this song is about a sap, er, a guy who just can’t throw enough bling at his enamorata to make her happy and content.
A note on a couple of cultural references in the song, which was written way back in 1996 (as part of the Barista Cycle album project mentioned in a previous entry). Specifically, the lines: ‘Got a second job just to buy nice things for Lisa / Laptop, cell phone, wetbar in her car — all for Lisa.’
Obviously laptops and cellphones are now commonplace.
So, if you’re old enough, roll your mind back to the previous century, to a naive, much simpler time… a time of long, lazy summer days, and evenings by the radio in the parlor with the family, listening to The Green Hornet and The Great Gildersleeves and sipping lemonade from the family lemon tree…
Hmm… that was 1996, wasn’t it? It’s all so hazy, now. (See yesterday’s song.)
AYoS acoustic version:
full version (Mp3, 128k)
Losing Lisa
Lately it looks like I’ll be losing Lisa
Danged if there’s a thing I can do to keep her
It scares me what I used to do to please her
‘Cause now I know there’s just no pleasing Lisa
Now I know — there’s no pleasing Lisa Now I know — there’s no pleasing Lisa
Gave all my records and my stereo to Lisa
gave up my band and dropped out of school — all for Lisa
Tattoed her name in a secret place — it said “Property of Lisa”
What a waste of time ’cause nothing ever pleases Lisa
Now I know — there’s no pleasing Lisa Now I know — there’s no pleasing Lisa
Got a second job just to buy nice things for Lisa
Laptop, cell phone, wetbar in her car — all for Lisa
But she’s not impressed, she’s not happy yet — that’s just Lisa
‘Cause nothing in the world will ever please that girl — that’s our Lisa
Now I know — there’s no pleasing Lisa Now I know — there’s no pleasing Lisa