When I saw the article on MSNBC’s website, yesterday, I knew I had to write this song.
Of course, teen pregnancy is no joking matter.
And I’d like to think that the young people at the heart of the gossip blog post above do take their lives and the creation of a third life seriously.
But I gotta tell you — I had to laugh when I saw that Lynn Spears — Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears’ mom — was putting aside her book project indefinitely to address this latest Spears family crisis. The subject of her book? Tips on parenting…
[warning: the f-word is audible in this song]
Lyin’ Cheatin’ Baby Daddy Dog Little Boy
lyrics
Lyin’ Cheatin’ Baby Daddy Dog Little Boy
Listen to me brother — I
just can’t stay quiet anymore
We all saw it coming
knew you’d be sneakin’ out the door
no matter what she’s done
she’s got feelings
she’s not your trinket toy
You’re just a Lyin’ Cheatin’
Baby Daddy Dog Little Boy
she’s confused, she’s scared
what can you expect
she’s just a kid and now
her whole life is wrecked
Everything she thought she knew
everything she heard from you: suspect
she’s just a kid and now
her whole life is wrecked
Listen to me brother
you really f—-d up tonight
but you could start tomorrow
start to put things right
no matter what she’s done
she’s got feelings
she’s not your trinket toy
You’re just a Lyin’ Cheatin’
Baby Daddy Dog Little Boy
(C)2008, TK Major
