{"id":59,"date":"2005-11-14T02:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-14T02:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/?p=59"},"modified":"2015-09-22T19:49:29","modified_gmt":"2015-09-23T02:49:29","slug":"somersets-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/2005\/11\/14\/somersets-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Somerset&#8217;s Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/ayearofsongs\/images\/blogimages\/SomersetsMom.jpg\" alt=\"Somerset's Mom\" align=\"left\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"6\" vspace=\"2\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 180%;\">S<\/span>ometimes guys like me get an idea that seems so surpassingly absurd, so enticingly what I believe on the street they call &#8220;dumb ass,&#8221; that no amount of effort in bringing it to pass seems squandered.<\/p>\n<p>Such was the case the day I decided to write a paean to the sexiest mother on the block, my imaginary best friend Somerset&#8217;s mom.<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-59-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Somersets_Mom\/20051113Somersets_Mom.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Somersets_Mom\/20051113Somersets_Mom.mp3\">http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Somersets_Mom\/20051113Somersets_Mom.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>(I&#8217;m in Love with) Somerset&#8217;s Mom<\/p>\n<p>Ever since Somerset<br \/>\nand me were kids<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been in love<br \/>\nwith that mother of his<\/p>\n<p>All thru hi skool<br \/>\nI was burning up<br \/>\nI tried to tell her<br \/>\nbut I wasn&#8217;t man enuff<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I&#8217;m in love with somerset&#8217;s mom<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I&#8217;m in love with somerset&#8217;s mom<\/span><\/p>\n<p>went away to college<br \/>\nas far as I could<br \/>\ndated girls my age but<br \/>\nit didn&#8217;t do no good<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m back<br \/>\nwith a PhD<br \/>\nbut I don&#8217;t even understand<br \/>\nmy own psychology<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I&#8217;m in love with somerset&#8217;s mom<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I&#8217;m in love with somerset&#8217;s mom<\/span><\/p>\n<p>3 grown kids and a bad divorce<br \/>\nbut she still looks fine<br \/>\nnow I&#8217;m grown myself &#8212; I&#8217;m back<br \/>\nI&#8217;m gonna make her mine make her mine<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I&#8217;m in love with somerset&#8217;s mom<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I&#8217;m in love with somerset&#8217;s mom<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Sometimes guys like me get an idea that seems so surpassingly absurd, so enticingly what I believe on the street they call &#8220;dumb ass,&#8221; that no amount of effort in bringing it to pass seems squandered. Such was the case the day I decided to write a paean to the sexiest mother on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pgc_meta":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,340],"tags":[690,692,691],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1497,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/1497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}