{"id":372,"date":"2008-02-04T02:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-04T10:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/?p=372"},"modified":"2025-03-01T18:53:59","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T02:53:59","slug":"youre-new-round-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/2008\/02\/04\/youre-new-round-here\/","title":{"rendered":"You’re new round here…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Don't<\/p>\n

T<\/span>here were few men in town, straight or gay, who hadn’t played the fool for Dee Dee at least a couple of times.<\/p>\n

She’d married thrice and buried three husbands by the age of 43. There wasn’t the slightest hint — or even possibility — of foul play in the deaths of her husbands — but it made you think.<\/p>\n

Or it should have.<\/p>\n

Still, men fell under Dee Dee’s spell. She lined ’em up and knocked ’em over and the guys just got back in line to have her do it again. Other women would watch it happen, shake their heads. Watch it happen again.<\/p>\n

A guy would see it happen to his buddy and tell himself, well, the sucker asked for it, what do you expect, it’s Dee Dee — <\/span>and then Dee Dee would turn to him with her eyes opening up like crazy, empty mineshafts and the next thing he knew he was signing over the pink slip to his F750 and borrowing against his life insurance to loan her the money for an operation for her beloved grandmother. Even though he paid for grandma’s funeral <\/span>two years ago. And attended it.<\/p>\n

Don’t Let Dee Dee Dog You ‘Round<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n\n

more stream & DL options<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

previous versions<\/i>
\nMonday, October 10, 2005<\/a>
\nFriday, April 14, 2006<\/a>
\nproduced version<\/a>
\n<\/span>
\nlyrics<\/span><\/span>
\nDon’t Let Dee Dee Dog You ‘Round<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

Don’t let Dee Dee dog you ’round
\nIf you knew her old tricks you’d haul yer bones outta town
\nLet me share the wisdom that the pack has found
\ndon’t let Dee Dee — dog you ’round<\/p>\n

Don’t let Dee Dee dog you ’round<\/span>
\nDon’t let Dee drag you down<\/span><\/p>\n

You’re new round here
\nso let me clue you in
\nthere’s a firestorm of trouble
\nyou’re about to jump in
\nher name is Deborah Dale
\nwon’t wanna hear that again
\n‘Cause Dee Dee means danger — and damnable sin<\/p>\n

Don’t let Dee Dee dog you ’round<\/span>
\nDon’t let Dee drag you down<\/span><\/p>\n

We all ’round here we’ve seen it before
\nwe pretty much know what you’ve got in store
\nshe’ll rip out your heart and tear up your soul
\nthere ain’t a man here in town that she can’t control
\n–all the same, we all love Deborah Dale<\/p>\n

In the trailer parks
\nand the liquor stores
\nin the strip mall lounges
\n‘midst the strip mall mores
\none light shines above all the rest
\nits the same flame that draws
\nthe moths to their deaths<\/p>\n

Don’t let Dee Dee dog you ’round<\/span>
\nDon’t let Dee drag you down<\/span><\/p>\n

A fool and his money are soon famous round here
\nand the vampires have radar for a fool full of beer
\nmost suck out your money then they leave you alone
\nbut Dee Dee don’t stop til she’s drained out your soul<\/p>\n

Don’t let Dee Dee dog you ’round<\/span>
\nDon’t let Dee drag you down<\/span><\/p>\n

We all ’round here we’ve seen it before
\nwe pretty much know what you’ve got in store
\nshe’ll rip out your heart and tear up your soul
\nthere ain’t a man here in town that she can’t control
\n–all the same, we all love Deborah Dale<\/p>\n

3\/17\/1996<\/span>
\n(C)1996,2008, TK Major<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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