{"id":361,"date":"2007-10-28T23:54:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-29T06:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/?p=361"},"modified":"2015-10-29T16:35:28","modified_gmt":"2015-10-29T23:35:28","slug":"its-just-one-trainwreck-after-another","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/2007\/10\/28\/its-just-one-trainwreck-after-another\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s just one trainwreck after another&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/ayearofsongs\/images\/blogimages\/Trainwreck.jpg\" alt=\"Trainwreck Life\" align=\"left\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"6\" vspace=\"2\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">New Song Alert!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 180%;\">I<\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">&#8216;m no good at being noble.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">But it doesn&#8217;t take much to see that the problems of one little person don&#8217;t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Someday you&#8217;ll understand that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Not now.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what I told my cat when I sat her down to finally spill those very same beans on the global warming situation.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Sweetheart,<\/span> I told her, <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">the world has always been ending&#8230; the gravity pulling us toward the edge of the abyss is sometimes the only thing keeping us moving forward&#8230; but I know you&#8217;re worried about the polar bears. And I am too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>It may be too late for them and it&#8217;s always too late for us&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But we&#8217;ve got each other.<\/p>\n<p>And we&#8217;ll always have that&#8230;<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">in the cosmic sense, anyhow.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Trainwreck <\/em><\/strong><strong><em>Life<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-361-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/TkMajor_TrainwreckLifeworkingTitle_Ayos2007-10-28-2\/2007-10-28_AYoS_Trainwreck_Life_new_song.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/TkMajor_TrainwreckLifeworkingTitle_Ayos2007-10-28-2\/2007-10-28_AYoS_Trainwreck_Life_new_song.mp3\">http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/TkMajor_TrainwreckLifeworkingTitle_Ayos2007-10-28-2\/2007-10-28_AYoS_Trainwreck_Life_new_song.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/details\/TkMajor_TrainwreckLifeworkingTitle_Ayos2007-10-28-2\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\">more stream &amp; DL options<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">lyrics<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<strong><em>Trainwreck Life<\/em><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\"><br \/>\n(working title)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just one trainwreck after another<br \/>\nit&#8217;s just one disaster followin&#8217; the t&#8217;other<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a wonder I can get back on my feet<br \/>\nto fall again<\/p>\n<p>Some catastrophe<br \/>\nSome calamity<br \/>\nmore adversity<br \/>\nmore insanity<br \/>\nit&#8217;s the way it goes in the world<br \/>\nof mice and men<\/p>\n<p><em> Cataclysm and devastation<br \/>\ntragedy and desolation<br \/>\nyet I know it&#8217;s the way it goes<br \/>\nmy friend<\/em><\/p>\n<p>double\u00a0debacles and treble trouble*<br \/>\ncauldron of misfortune set to boil and bubble<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve seen the future it&#8217;s<br \/>\nmore of the same to the end<\/p>\n<p>Waterloo was just a hiccup<br \/>\nLittle Big Horn just all a big mixup<br \/>\nWhen everything is ashes<br \/>\nmaybe we can all be friends<\/p>\n<p>Suns explode and worlds collide<br \/>\nall us little specks along for the ride<br \/>\nthe fabric of time and space<br \/>\nsomeday willl mend<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nCataclysm and devastation&#8230; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Suns explode and worlds collide<br \/>\nall us little specks along for the ride<br \/>\nin the end it all &#8212; comes down to the end<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\">2007-10-28 <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 78%;\">(C)2007, TK Major<\/span><\/p>\n<p>*It came to my attention after writing this song that I, for my whole life, \u00a0had been using the number three pronunciation of\u00a0<em>debacle.\u00a0<\/em>After that realization, every time I heard someone using the number one, soft <em>a <\/em>[<em>ah<\/em>]\u00a0(or the never-heard-&#8217;round-these-parts second-preferred short\u00a0<em>a<\/em>), it bugged me. Not least because if I changed my pronunciation, it would through the rhythm of the song off. I finally hit on changing the lyric and doubling up the cadence to the line above &#8212;\u00a0<em>double debacles and treble trouble<\/em> &#8212; from the orginal\u00a0<em>debacles and double trouble.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Song Alert! I&#8216;m no good at being noble. But it doesn&#8217;t take much to see that the problems of one little person don&#8217;t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you&#8217;ll understand that. Not now. 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