{"id":34,"date":"2005-10-19T19:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T19:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/?p=34"},"modified":"2015-09-22T18:39:17","modified_gmt":"2015-09-23T01:39:17","slug":"bfd-2-fresno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/2005\/10\/19\/bfd-2-fresno\/","title":{"rendered":"BFD 2 Fresno"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/ayearofsongs\/images\/blogimages\/BFD2Fresno.jpg\" alt=\"BFD 2 Fresno\" align=\"left\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"6\" vspace=\"2\" \/><br \/>\nThis song started with the line, &#8220;From Bakersfield to Fresno and everywhere in between,&#8221; which made me laugh out loud. I&#8217;ve hitchhiked that stretch &#8212; but it was back in 70 or so when it was safe (you know, back then, all we had to contend with was the Manson Family, the Hillside Strangler(s) and 3 or 4 different murderers &#8212; all dubbed &#8220;The Freeway Killer&#8221; or &#8220;Freeway Strangler&#8221; by our imaginative local press) and, while there were more than a couple miles in between there wasn&#8217;t much else besides dust and superfarms that smelled of supertoxic insectisides wafting up into the 110 degree, smoggy air&#8230; altogether, delightful trip.<\/p>\n<p>(Honest to God, kids. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Do not<\/span> hitchike. It&#8217;s not like it was in the thirties or the fifties &#8212; or even the 60&#8217;s and 70&#8217;s when all the mass murderers started trolling for hitchers&#8230; Just don&#8217;t do it.)<\/p>\n<p>AYoS acoustic version<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-34-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/BFD_2_Fresno_1\/BFD2Fresno.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/BFD_2_Fresno_1\/BFD2Fresno.mp3\">http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/BFD_2_Fresno_1\/BFD2Fresno.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.soundclick.com\/bands\/songInfo.cfm?bandID=42915&amp;songID=728081%20\" target=\"_blank\">produced version<\/a> [at Soundclick.com]<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>BFD 2 Fresno<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I know you wonder<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">how I&#8217;ll ever get along<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">What will the lost boy do<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">now the smart girl&#8217;s gone?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I haven&#8217;t seen the world<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">but there&#8217;s one that I know<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">You were just a short short ride<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">on a long long road&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>First time I saw you<br \/>\ndidn&#8217;t know what to do<br \/>\nI tried to catch your eye<br \/>\nbut you just came barreling through<br \/>\nall the boys scattered<br \/>\nand the sparks began to fly<br \/>\nI just stood there<br \/>\nyou fillin&#8217; up my mind<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I know you wonder how I&#8217;ll ever get along&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t know why you chose me<br \/>\nGuess I thought that it was just fate<br \/>\nThe door swung open<br \/>\nI threw my old life away<br \/>\nmy hometown in your rearview<br \/>\nmy feet on your daddy&#8217;s dashboard<br \/>\nDidn&#8217;t take long til I saw<br \/>\njust what I was for<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I know you wonder how I&#8217;ll ever get along&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>From Bakersfield back to to Fresno<br \/>\nand everywhere in between<br \/>\nEverything was wrong<br \/>\nand it was all because of me<br \/>\nAt the bottom of the hill I said<br \/>\n&#8220;here will l be fine&#8221;<br \/>\nLast time I saw you<br \/>\nyou was just another grape on the vine<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I know you wonder<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">how I&#8217;ll ever get along<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">What will the lost boy do<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">now the smart girl&#8217;s gone?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I haven&#8217;t seen the world<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">but there&#8217;s one that I know<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">You were just a short short ride<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">on a long long road&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\"><br \/>\n(C)1997, TK Major<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Blog within a Blog&#8230;<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><br \/>\nAnd speaking of Freeway Killers&#8230; I used to eat breakfast at a little joint in Long Beach in the 70&#8217;s called Egg Heaven (my typical order was a Maria&#8217;s Special, a chili and home fries and eggs and hot sauce conglomeration cooked up by Mary, the cook-owner), more or less every day on the way to work and, often as not, with my GF or pals on the weekends.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>As anyone who does the diner-breakfast thing knows, you typically see the same folks day after day. Everyone has their typical seats and times&#8230; it&#8217;s a big, chaos-driven watch mechanism of coming and ordering and eating and going.<\/p>\n<p>One of the other regulars, a fellow around 30 or so with long blond hair, kind of funny eyes, and a droopy moustache, had initially caught my eye because he looked enough like a friend of mine to make me look twice (but not three times&#8230; more of a cousinish resemblance, if you will). But it wasn&#8217;t him and he mostly receded from my active attention to become just another cog in the big breakfast machine. Still, over a period of several years, I probably saw this guy at least 3 or 4 times a week.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, a nasty motorcycle wreck took me out of that groove and into the hospital. When I got out of the hospital after two months I had to find a new place to live and moved to nearby Seal Beach, which at the time (&#8217;81) was quiet and charming. During my recuperation, I stumbled into a substantially different morning groove, different times, different breakfast joints.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine, if you will, fair reader, my surprise when, picking up the local fishwrapper one day I saw a picture of the then-recently apprehended &#8220;Freeway Strangler.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is a guy who had strangled (as it eventually turned out) over 40 young men he&#8217;d picked up hitchhiking, most of them marines, soldiers, and sailors, drugging them first and then performing more or less unspeakable crimes to them. (Can&#8217;t remember if the unspeakable crimes were pre- or post-mortem. But bad stuff, trust me.)<\/p>\n<p>And, you already guessed it, of course, it was the blond, droopy-moustached regular from the old breakfast joint, who I found out was named Randy Kraft. He was a fairly distinctive looking guy. There was no mistaking him as his eyes looked into the mug shot camera. Turned out he was openly gay (confounding the era&#8217;s &#8216;profilers&#8217; who had pegged the crime on a deeply conflicted &#8220;latent homosexual&#8221;) and living with his boyfriend, a hairdresser, who was given a clean bill of health by the cops after a super-thorough investigation, saying the BF simply didn&#8217;t know anything about Kraft&#8217;s secret life as a mass murderer.<\/p>\n<p>More than a few years later I became friends with a transplanted Dutch jewelsmith, a hip, counterculture guy who had been married for a number of years to a pretty young American girl. In passing, one day, I mentioned that I used to eat breakfast &#8220;with&#8221; Randy Kraft, the mass murderer.<\/p>\n<p>My friend got this funny look in his eye and said, &#8220;Well, I can top that &#8212; my wife and I used to double date with him and his boyfriend.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He seemed like a nice guy &#8212; but kind of quiet,&#8221; my friend added with a laugh.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><br \/>\n<\/span>It&#8217;s a small world. Sometimes, just a little <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">too<\/span> small.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This song started with the line, &#8220;From Bakersfield to Fresno and everywhere in between,&#8221; which made me laugh out loud. 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