{"id":170,"date":"2006-03-02T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/?p=170"},"modified":"2015-11-01T15:32:37","modified_gmt":"2015-11-01T23:32:37","slug":"empty-hotel-hallways-a-star-is-bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/2006\/03\/02\/empty-hotel-hallways-a-star-is-bored\/","title":{"rendered":"Empty hotel hallways [A Star Is Bored]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/ayearofsongs\/images\/blogimages\/AStarIsBored270.jpg\" alt=\"A Star Is Bored\" align=\"left\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"6\" vspace=\"2\" \/><\/p>\n<p>H<span style=\"font-size: 100%;\">e was so bored in the room. The others had gone out to an afterhours but he was sick of clubs and music. He tried to write a letter to his ex-wife but he couldn&#8217;t think of what to say after he asked about the kids. The movies on cable were always the same.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>He went down to the bar and ordered Scotch. He buried himself in shadow in a corner booth but soon he looked up to see a woman of thirty wearing teenager&#8217;s clothes and too much makeup.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you&#8230;&#8221; she began.<\/p>\n<p>His first impulse was to be rude, to just send this poor creature away. There she was, her waste cinched in with a department store &#8220;fashion&#8221; belt, her breasts on display thanks to some engineering miracle of a brasiere, her hair somehow inflated&#8230; she looked like a flower ready to blossom&#8230; or simply explode. But he could never be cruel.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, he thought to himself, he could never be <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">strong<\/span> either.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe,&#8221; he said in answer to her partial question. &#8220;I might be. After, all, according to the entertainment section, I am in town.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She looked confused but hopeful.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why don&#8217;t you sit down, love? You seem quite young to be one of <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">my <\/span>fans&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-170-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/A_Star_Is_Bored_1\/20060302_A_Star_Is_Bored.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/A_Star_Is_Bored_1\/20060302_A_Star_Is_Bored.mp3\">http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/A_Star_Is_Bored_1\/20060302_A_Star_Is_Bored.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><em><strong>A STAR IS BORED<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>A star is bored<br \/>\nprowling empty hotel hallways<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s never alone<br \/>\nso how come he&#8217;s always lonely<\/p>\n<p>Nothing gets him down<br \/>\nit&#8217;s all just the same<br \/>\nsaying &#8220;If you think you&#8217;re bored,<br \/>\nthen you should see me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Down in the bar<br \/>\nleaning into a smokey corner<br \/>\ntrying not to catch her eye:<br \/>\n&#8220;Say, cowboy, why you dressed like that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And it always seems to<br \/>\ngo down about the same<br \/>\nIt kills a couple of hours<br \/>\nbut it don&#8217;t kill the pain<\/p>\n<p>Tell him a story<br \/>\nmake it long, make it lonely<br \/>\nLots of starstruck summer nights<br \/>\nand the moon&#8217;s reflection on the river that runs through<br \/>\neverything<\/p>\n<p>Nothing makes much sense<br \/>\nbut he guesses that&#8217;s just life<br \/>\nYa play a few songs<br \/>\nand then they turn out the lights<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, nothing makes much sense<br \/>\nand he guesses that&#8217;s just life<br \/>\nYou have a couple of laughs<br \/>\nand then you call it a night<\/p>\n<p>(C)1990, TK Major<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was so bored in the room. The others had gone out to an afterhours but he was sick of clubs and music. He tried to write a letter to his ex-wife but he couldn&#8217;t think of what to say after he asked about the kids. The movies on cable were always the same. 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