{"id":133,"date":"2006-01-24T05:40:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-24T05:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/?p=133"},"modified":"2015-11-01T19:37:23","modified_gmt":"2015-11-02T03:37:23","slug":"im-gonna-write-a-soap-opera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/2006\/01\/24\/im-gonna-write-a-soap-opera\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m Gonna Write a Soap Opera"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"I'm
\n
\n\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/span>W<\/span>hy tell your story to the tabloids and settle for a one time payout and a little cheap notoriety?<\/span><\/p>\n

With a properly jaundiced eye and a flexible sense of ethics, you might just parlay an interesting set of friends into an ongoing paycheck.<\/p>\n\n

I’m Gonna Write a Soap Opera<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

I’m gonna write a soap opera
\nyou’re gonna be the heroine
\nI’m gonna show the world just how ya think
\nI’m gonna write a soap opera<\/span>
\nI won’t have to make up a thing<\/span>
\nWhen we get the ratings back
\nyou know I’ll take you out for a drink<\/p>\n

I’ll get a famous model
\nto play your part for you
\nI was gonna ask you but you’re always busy
\nWe’ll get a famous model<\/span>
\nI know she’ll do real good, too<\/span>
\nWhen the plot gets thick
\nShe’ll be skinny enough to wriggle through<\/p>\n

I’m gonna sell the rights
\neverywhere I can
\nthere’ll be games and dolls and underwear
\nI’m gonna sell the rights<\/span>
\nI suggest you buy up while you can<\/span>
\nI said I’d make you famous
\nI think by now you understand<\/p>\n

(C)1990, TK Major<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Why tell your story to the tabloids and settle for a one time payout and a little cheap notoriety? With a properly jaundiced eye and a flexible sense of ethics, you might just parlay an interesting set of friends into an ongoing paycheck. http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Im_Gonna_Write_a_Soap_Opera\/AYoS20060123_Im_Gonna_Write_a_Soap_Opera.mp3 I’m Gonna Write a Soap Opera I’m gonna write […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pgc_meta":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,9],"tags":[940,182,823],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2174,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions\/2174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}