{"id":118,"date":"2006-01-09T02:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-09T02:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/?p=118"},"modified":"2015-11-01T20:10:04","modified_gmt":"2015-11-02T04:10:04","slug":"download-cheaters-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/2006\/01\/09\/download-cheaters-blues\/","title":{"rendered":"Download Cheater&#8217;s Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/ayearofsongs\/images\/blogimages\/DownloadCheater.jpg\" alt=\"Download Cheater's Blues\" align=\"left\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"6\" vspace=\"2\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 180%;\">O<\/span>nce upon a time there was a magical kingdom, ruled by a magical king.<\/p>\n<p>The king had himself once been a knight errant but through his adventures he&#8217;d earned a small fortune &#8212; more importantly, he&#8217;d learned magical powers from the wizards of the east.<\/p>\n<p>In those days, the most powerful magic in the in the land was so potent, it was known by just three letters &#8212; IPO. Even today, though the magic has faded, those letters are still very powerful.<\/p>\n<p>But, in those days, the magic of the IPO was everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>And most notably in the magic kingdom founded by the wandering knight. Through the magic of IPO, the knight was able to raise almost a half billion pieces of gold. (In our time, that would buy 33 thousand Toyota Corollas, fully equipped with factory air and power windows and locks.)<\/p>\n<p>But the magic of the IPO required that the kingdom appear to be a happy and prosperous kingdom &#8212; so the king decided to give money to his citizens every time someone heard one of their songs. (Did we mention this was a kingdom of musicians? Weird, huh?) The king called it Pay for Play&#8230; PfP.<\/p>\n<p>As one might imagine, this was greeted with great joy by the citizens of the kingdom. Most of them had never received a single shekel for their music and never expected to.<\/p>\n<p>But with great good fortune, sometimes comes danger. And in the magic kingdom, this danger showed the face of <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">greed. <\/span>Soon, the musician citizens were learning devious magic of their own, pretending to listen to each others music, and pocketing the money.<\/p>\n<p>The king seemed oblivious to the trouble in his streets. But he must have realized that, in a kingdom of musicians, there could only be so many people listening at a time &#8212; for he tried various means to lure travelers in to hear his musicians.<\/p>\n<p>One of the lures was in the form of big lists of the most popular songs, which he called &#8220;charts.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Soon, the biggest cheaters in the land were at the top of the charts, based on music that no one really heard. And sometimes the greedy musicians were also <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">magicians <\/span>and they plied the devious tactics of their trade, esoteric magic like <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">IP Masking<\/span>. They even used soulless robots to listen to music for them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But a few musicians in the magic kingdom raised their voices in protest [that&#8217;s where today&#8217;s song comes in. &#8212;<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">TK<\/span>] , calling out for their fellow musicians to eschew greed and trickery&#8230; to do the right thing and to stop tricking the king and working the evil magic that kept the banal and vapid music of IT wizards at the top of the charts.<\/p>\n<p>But it was already too late.<\/p>\n<p>Unknown to all but those who were conversant in the esoteric writings of The Business Section, a strange and terrible new magic was eating at the very foundation of the magic kingdom&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And it was this strange and terrible magic which brought down the magic king, who was forced to sell the magic kingdom for little more than a song to one of the old kingdoms once known as The Seven Sisters. But that&#8217;s a story for another time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[I&#8217;d like to acknowledge that the story above is hardly the first fairy tale telling of the rise and fall of a rags-to-riches-to-rags internet\/IPO story &#8212; probably not even the first to apply such a format to the story of the not-quite-named startup above. BTW, all that remains of that once-high-flying company is its dot com nameplate, now simply a portal for commercial music promotion.]<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-118-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Download_Cheaters_Blues\/20060108_Download_Cheater_Blues.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Download_Cheaters_Blues\/20060108_Download_Cheater_Blues.mp3\">http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Download_Cheaters_Blues\/20060108_Download_Cheater_Blues.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Download Cheater&#8217;s Blues<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Spent all night on the DSL<br \/>\ndownloading music straight to hell<br \/>\nI got the PfP<br \/>\nDownload cheater&#8217;s blues<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll download your page you stream mine<br \/>\nNeither one listen that&#8217;ll be just fine<br \/>\nI got the PfP<br \/>\nDownload cheater&#8217;s blues<\/p>\n<p>I used to play music now I just swap downloads<br \/>\ncause sharpenin&#8217; my chops is too darn slow<br \/>\nI got the PfP<br \/>\nDownload cheater&#8217;s blues<br \/>\nI use to play music now download swappin&#8217;s all I do<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t I see you<br \/>\non the bulletin board<br \/>\nYou were waving your T1<br \/>\nand lookin&#8217; to score<br \/>\nYou had the PfP<br \/>\nDownload cheater&#8217;s blues<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217; offered two whole pages<br \/>\nfor just one song<br \/>\nyou seemed kind of desperate<br \/>\nseemed like something was wrong<br \/>\nYou had the PfP<br \/>\nDownload cheater&#8217;s blues<\/p>\n<p>You said I.S. was on your trail<br \/>\nthey were sniffin your packets<br \/>\nlike a hound after quail<br \/>\nYou got the PfP<br \/>\nDownload cheater&#8217;s blues<br \/>\nAnd you thought chart position<br \/>\nwas the only thing that you had to lose.<\/p>\n<p>[bridge]<br \/>\nI used to write songs I don&#8217;t do that no more<br \/>\nNow I spend all my time on the bulletin boards<br \/>\nWith crazy vampires, psychos and more<br \/>\njust swappin those downloads and bumpin the score<br \/>\nI used to love music and I listened all day<br \/>\nNow I ripped out my speakers and threw them away<br \/>\nCause there&#8217;s swappin to do and there&#8217;s stations to play<br \/>\nI got 5000 songs to download to day<\/p>\n<p>Spent all night on the DSL<br \/>\ndownloadin music straight to hell<br \/>\nI got the PfP<br \/>\nDownload cheater&#8217;s blues<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll download your page you stream mine<br \/>\nNeither one listen that&#8217;ll be just fine<br \/>\nI got the PfP<br \/>\nDownload cheater&#8217;s blues<\/p>\n<p>(C)2000 TK Major<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time there was a magical kingdom, ruled by a magical king. 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