{"id":101,"date":"2005-12-24T23:09:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-25T07:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/?p=101"},"modified":"2018-04-28T19:36:15","modified_gmt":"2018-04-29T02:36:15","slug":"things-that-lisa-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/2005\/12\/24\/things-that-lisa-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Things That Lisa Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/ayearofsongs\/images\/blogimages\/ThingsThatLisaSays.jpg\" alt=\"Things That Lisa Says\" align=\"left\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"6\" vspace=\"2\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 180%;\">W<\/span>ho among us can resist the temptation to get maudlin and morose on Christmas Eve?<\/p>\n<p>And what can be sadder than the story of a tragically misunderstood young girl who cried out for attention once too often?<\/p>\n<p>You won&#8217;t find the whole story in this reading of the song because last night when I was recording this, I simply could not commit the denoument verse to the hard drive&#8230; it was just too pat, too on the nose&#8230; too obvious. Too lame.<\/p>\n<p>Suffice it to say that in the part of the story I left out, Lisa will have an opportunity to be reevaluated at the staff&#8217;s convenience at some future date &#8212; if she shows a sufficient change in attitude. Her parents will send the upstairs maid to visit her every other weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Still, there&#8217;ll be glimmer of hope, a young intern who whispers that he&#8217;s going to the state authorities, trust him &#8212; he&#8217;ll get her out.<\/p>\n<p>Yet, she doesn&#8217;t see him again and on a lonely Christmas Eve, staring out through the tiny, barred window of her discreetly padded cell, she finds herelf praying for a Christmas miracle&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Yep, all of that was in that was in that one verse I cut. You know what they say, art is knowing what to leave out.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Happy holidays!<\/span><\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-101-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Things_That_Lisa_Says\/AYoS20051223_Things_That_Lisa_Says.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Things_That_Lisa_Says\/AYoS20051223_Things_That_Lisa_Says.mp3\">http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Things_That_Lisa_Says\/AYoS20051223_Things_That_Lisa_Says.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Things That Lisa Says<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>No one understands<br \/>\nthe things that Lisa says<br \/>\nthey just shake their head<br \/>\nthey think that Lisa&#8217;s strange<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">No one understands<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">the games that Lisa plays<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">singing to herself<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">and dancing in the rain<\/span><\/p>\n<p>No one&#8217;s ever seen<br \/>\nthe world where Lisa lives<br \/>\nit&#8217;s all some crazy dream<br \/>\nshe&#8217;s just a crazy kid<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">No one understands<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">the games that Lisa plays<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">singing to herself<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">and dancing in the rain<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\">(C)1975, TK Major<\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who among us can resist the temptation to get maudlin and morose on Christmas Eve? And what can be sadder than the story of a tragically misunderstood young girl who cried out for attention once too often? You won&#8217;t find the whole story in this reading of the song because last night when I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pgc_meta":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,340],"tags":[985,984],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2257,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions\/2257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}