{"id":10,"date":"2005-09-25T17:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-26T00:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/?p=10"},"modified":"2015-11-02T17:34:29","modified_gmt":"2015-11-03T01:34:29","slug":"kingdom-of-fools","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/blg\/2005\/09\/25\/kingdom-of-fools\/","title":{"rendered":"Kingdom of Fools"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/ayearofsongs\/images\/blogimages\/Cheney-among-friends-at-last-250-180-r.jpg\" alt=\"Kingdom of Fools\" width=\"250\" height=\"180\" align=\"left\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"2\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 180%;\">T<\/span> his is my latest finished song. Recently, I saw a bumper sticker with big, bold letters on a patriotic red, white, and blue background that read &#8220;<span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">THE POWER OF PRIDE<\/span>&#8220;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and I thought to myself: <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">What about the power of humility?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>There are those who wrap themselves in flag and holy verse to justify what looks to all the world like pride, greed and foolishness. You can&#8217;t help but wonder if many of those folks have actually <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">read<\/span> the scriptures they so enthusiastically and frequently bang.<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-10-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Kingdom_of_Fools\/TK_Major__Kingdom_of_Fools_acoustic_20050916_128.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Kingdom_of_Fools\/TK_Major__Kingdom_of_Fools_acoustic_20050916_128.mp3\">http:\/\/www.archive.org\/download\/Kingdom_of_Fools\/TK_Major__Kingdom_of_Fools_acoustic_20050916_128.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">The Kingdom of Fools<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ain&#8217;t no such thing<br \/>\nas too high to fall<br \/>\naint no place so low<br \/>\nyou can&#8217;t get there<br \/>\nif you crawl<\/p>\n<p>Ain&#8217;t no bro&#8217;<br \/>\nso close you can&#8217;t play him down<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">&#8217;cause in the kingdom of Fools<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">only one can wear the crown<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ain&#8217;t no truth so pure<br \/>\nyou can&#8217;t turn it to a lie<br \/>\nain&#8217;t no love so deep<br \/>\nyou can&#8217;t drain it &#8217;til it&#8217;s dry<\/p>\n<p>ain&#8217;t no flower so pretty<br \/>\nyou can&#8217;t crush it to the ground<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">in the Kingdom of Fools<br \/>\nonly one can wear the crown<\/span><br \/>\nAin&#8217;t no lie<br \/>\nthat can ever make you see the truth<br \/>\nand your whole life &#8217;til now<br \/>\nis just so much living proof<\/p>\n<p>Ain&#8217;t no one but you<br \/>\ncan keep you from where you&#8217;re bound<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">&#8216;Cause in the Kingdom of Fools<br \/>\nOnly one can wear the crown<\/span><\/p>\n<p>______________________<\/p>\n<p><em>blog within a blog&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 180%;\">B<\/span> ack in the 80&#8217;s a friend of mine gave me the old upright grand piano she&#8217;d bought for $100 some years before. It was beat to heck, had some broken keys, and was pretty out of tune, but a sensitive piano tuner who loved old pianos was able to bring it more or less into fighting trim and for 15 years it had a central place in my living room.<\/p>\n<p>When I traded the sprawling space of my former mid-urban home for a small, beachside flat, I wrestled with a way to fit the big ol&#8217; thing into my living room &#8212; but it ended up in the garage, as I had always suspected it would. If I move things around, I can play it down there &#8212; and I promise that at least one AYoS recording will feature it &#8212; but it&#8217;s not something I can do everyday. And, in this tightly packed neighborhood, it&#8217;s not something I could probably get away, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>So that left me with what keyboardists call <em>plastic &#8216;boards<\/em>: my two synthesizers that are also &#8220;controllers&#8221; that can control virtual synthesizers on my computer, or other hardware synthesizers via the MIDI music communication protocol.<\/p>\n<p>Plastic &#8216;boards have that somewhat derisive name because, while they may offer many of the control parameters needed to communicate with various synthesizers, digital pianos, and so on &#8212; they mimic the light plastic keyboard of the eletric organs of the 60&#8217;s and 70&#8217;s. They have a <em>feel<\/em> to match: light and fast, to be sure, but completely unlike the mechanical hammer action of a real piano. And, while hammer action MIDI keyboards have been around for many years &#8212; &#8216;real&#8217; pianists seldom feel comfortable with anything else &#8212; they&#8217;ve been quite expensive in the past, usually running into the thousands of dollars.<\/p>\n<p>For that reason, I&#8217;ve soldiered on with my platic boards, ignoring the surreal disconnect between the rich, big piano sounds coming out of the speakers and the tinky, downright squirrelly feel of the keyboards.<\/p>\n<p>Now, however, our future benevolent overlords, the (formerly &#8220;Red&#8221;) Chinese, have applied their justly famous production skills to knocking the bottom out of the hammer-weighted keyboard market. Small furry, rodent-like mamal that I am, I decided to scurry among the falling bodies of the dinosaurs and snag up a new Chinese-made &#8216;board from the company CME. While my old keyboard controllers were 60 key &#8216;boards, this is a full scale 88 key range, with the most &#8220;piano-like&#8221; action I&#8217;ve played in a MIDI controller &#8216;board.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ayearofsongs.org\/ayearofsongs\/images\/blogimages\/CME_UF8_back.jpg\" alt=\"Only the Dance\" width=\"300\" height=\"186\" align=\"left\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"6\" vspace=\"2\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There are no onboard sounds &#8212; but the action is so good that, with my favorite grand piano samples running in my computer, I can play and, at least for brief, idyllic periods, forget that I&#8217;m not playing a real piano.<\/p>\n<p>No digital sample set, of course, will ever replace or completely replicate the sound of a real piano &#8212; especially not one like my 110 year old upright. I could lose myself for hours on that old box, letting my hands go where the muses led, hearing the echoes of a century of sounds &#8212; and emotions &#8212; seemingly stored in its wood-ivory-and-iron frame. By contrast, the muses would barely give me a a few fleeting moments with my hands on my old synthesizers, leaving just me and my puny brain to try to figure out how to make music.<\/p>\n<p>But, now, I can feel them starting to come back around after almost two years. They&#8217;re skeptical, I can tell. It&#8217;s easy to scare them off. But, if I close my eyes and try to lose myself in their music, sometimes I can coax them to stick around. And the music they give me is so much better than the music I make&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T his is my latest finished song. Recently, I saw a bumper sticker with big, bold letters on a patriotic red, white, and blue background that read &#8220;THE POWER OF PRIDE&#8220;&#8230; &#8230; and I thought to myself: What about the power of humility? 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